Wednesday, May 10, 2006

A few jokes ...

Here are a few jokes to keep it light.

Q: What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?
A: A Hyper-Calvinist

Q: What did the Calvinist say after being struck by a bus?
A: “Sure glad that’s overwith.”

Q. Do you know why Baptists don’t drink?
A. Because it could lead to dancing.

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kinda joke?”

If you don't get some of these, let me know.

Did you know there is another book out about Jesus called the Jesus papers. It is another attempt to say that Jesus really didn't die following the crucifiction, etc. The author even says he held in his hands a document written by Jesus in which Jesus says that he did not die. The only problem is the author refuses to give the "source" of this document. He wouldn't even tell what country it was located in. He expects us to believe him with no proof? Sounds like he wants us to have "faith" in him. Hmmmmm .... makes you wonder.... To really top it of, he claims to be a Christian. Now that is interesting.
All of this hub bub about Jesus makes me think that there must be a market for Jesus related 'stuff'. Also, I think there has been an effort to discredit Jesus for years - and the church in general. Can you imagine if Jesus walked on the scene and demanded royalties from all of these movies and books about him? Hey, I would be ecstatic if He was just to walk on the scene! That would be enough for me. We could all go home after that appearance.
Psalm 2:1-4 addresses this,
(2) "The kings of the earth set themselves,
and the rulers take counsel together,
against the Lord, and against his anointed ....
(4) He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:
the Lord shall have them in derision."
The image in my mind is that of an Ant sitting at the feet of an Elephant, demanding that the Elephant move. Ha.
Have a great day. George.

1 comment:

sonja said...

Thank you George! I needed that! And about Jesus making His appearance, well, I'm ready! But, unfortunately I know there are many souls weighing in the balance!!! This morning I almost lost mine!! Just kidding!
With two vehicles now without AC and a cell phone that just stop working today, all I can do is move on! At least they are replaceable!
Thank you again for the humor!
Have an awesome "hot" day in the Lord!!!! Praise the Lord Oh my soul and ALL that is with in me, Praise His Holy Name!!!!!